O.o i feel so epic....

DUH DUH DUH DUHHHHH DUHHHHH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUHH!
TOO BLACK! TOO STRONG! TOO BLACK! TOO STRONG...too black....too...strong?

SOLID SNAKE IS SOLID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOUSE WOULD BE A WEIRD SOLID SNAKE HE WOULD BE ALL BURRRP AND OH YAH *booom of rocket launcher*
AND AND THEN WILSON AS OTACON HE WOULD BE ALL "House? House?! HOOUUUUUSE!"
CUDDY CAN BE MERYL GAAAHHH HAHAHAH!
Hmmmmm...FOREMAN CAN BE SUNNY!! YAH! YAH
CHASE WOULD BEEE>>>>RAIDEN YAH YAH!

THAT NOT LIQUID! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!


House's character frequently shows his cunning and biting wit, enjoys picking people apart, and often mocks their weaknesses.House accurately deciphers people's motives and histories from aspects of their personality and appearance.His friend and colleague Dr. James Wilson (Robert Sean Leonard) says that while some doctors have the "Messiah complex"—they need to "save the world", House has the "Rubik's complex"—he needs to "solve the puzzle." House typically waits as long as possible before meeting his patients.When he encounters his patients, House shows an unorthodox bedside manner and uses unconventional treatments. However, he impresses them with rapid and accurate diagnoses after seemingly not paying attention. This skill is demonstrated in a scene where House diagnoses an entire waiting room full of patients in little over one minute on his way out of the hospital clinic. Critics have described the character as "moody", "bitter", "antagonistic", "misanthropic", "cynical" "grumpy", "maverick" and a "curmudgeon". The Global Language Monitor chose the word "curmudgeon" as the best way to describe the character.